You know there isn’t. [Sorry Damon. You may have to try a revolutionary approach of actually dealing with your problems.]

Are you hoping he will or won’t be halfway through his own bottle of booze by the time I talk to him? [Because of course Cami is going to; if nothing else, she needs to figure out just how aware he is of the Originals, not to mention how pissed off.]

Right. Because the first thing anyone with a healthy familial relationship would do when their brother showed up would be to get wasted and phone the local therapist.

You called me, Damon. You want to talk, so talk.