I hope he'll be dying of alcohol poisoning but we both know that won't happen. [ Seriously, there has to be an abort drain somewhere that Damon can shove Stef down. ] Something has his brooding forehead at extreme levels and his hero hair seems off - he's probably more drunk than I am already.

[ At least Damon seems keyed into his brother enough to know when he's upset... It's would be kind of sweet in a weird way if Damon weren't so annoyed with him. ]

I think there's weird time crap going on. He doesn't seem as mad at me as he should after I tried to kiss his girlfriend... But he's definitely not his usual ray of bunny chomping gloom either.

[ Damon pauses... Frowning. ]

He's acting like he's got the switch flipped. But I know flipped switch Stefan, that's not him. This place would be a lot bloodier.

[ And this is where you come in, Cami. This isn't about him. ]

Will you talk to him?